This Logan dude has some strange ideas about saving Tyria. I’ve noticed a very unpleasant trend with this guy. Most of his ideas place me in harm’s way or compromising situations that DO NOT INCLUDE HIM! It also hasn’t escaped my notice that when he does tag along, he’s not the best fighter I’ve ever seen either. He talks a lot of smack but usually ends up face down in the dirt. Really, Logan? You might want to zip your lips more often and let me do the talking. Hmph.
He’s definitely hit my list of shady ass characters defending this realm. Color me unimpressed on many levels. He can’t even recruit good help. Some of the cohorts he sends to “help” me might as well stand back and carry my bags for the assistance they provide. If they’re not getting stuck on rocks, getting confused navigating around trees or getting lost trying to follow me across tricky terrain, they’re dying every time they whip out a weapon. Half the time I want to tell them to sit back, hold my stuff and fetch my bunny slippers when the fight is over.
And now he wants me to meet some guy in a drain? Besides the fact that the smell is going to be rancid, what the hell do I look like? You go meet him his ass down there if it’s so important. Sucker that I am I go, even though underwater combat and I are not friends. Of course, I only made it back out by the skin of my teeth. I have to admit that this schmoe was at least able to keep himself alive but he constantly had his big ass in my face, obstructing my view in the narrow spaces.
Guild Wars 2 water combat is very well done - better than other games
but still not enough to make me a fan of it regardless
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